Bosnia and Back Again

99 days ago in

 

Is Wes Anderson Getting This Down?

306 days ago in

Got linked to this article about the "marketing genius" behind Jagermeister and Grey Goose. This paragraph made me laugh:

Pretend for a moment you’re the man himself—Sidney Frank, liquor legend. First, you should be aware: You transact much of your business from bed, wearing pajamas and smoking a cigar (it is written into the prenup with your second wife that you are permitted to smoke cigars in bed). When not in bed, you wear a bow tie at all times. Also, you maintain a phalanx of full-time golf pros, at a cost of perhaps half a million dollars a year, simply so you can watch them play the game. You can’t swing a club yourself anymore—too old—so you golf vicariously, directing your pros shot-by-shot down the course. "Hey kid, hit a three-wood to the right of that water hazard," etc.

At first I was thinking that was James Caan's character in Bottle Rocket, but the more I think about it, the more I think about it, the more I think that could be what Max Fischer from Rushmore grows up to be. Or maybe it's Mr. Henry, Max, and Royal all rolled into one, somehow. Anyway, what a paragraph.

 

On the Other Side

320 days ago in

Whenever I get sick, I get pretty angsty about it. I spend a stupid amount of time worrying that whatever I have is going to get a lot worse, and whining about how the symptoms are holding me back. Recently, I've decided that, on the day I get better, I should make a point of really paying attention to the fact that life is pretty damn good, generally.

With that in mind, Victor Wooten bass solo!

 

Quagmire

346 days ago in

No comment needed, I think.

 

Sir Ian McKellan Teaches Ricky Gervais to Act

378 days ago in

 

A Dream Dies

379 days ago in

So apparently, my dreams of still making a living as a programmer should I ever be paralyzed from the neck down are just a false hope.

 

We Apologize for the Inconvienence

419 days ago in

Apparently some spammer decided to use an email address from this domain in the From: field through an open relay in Spain. If you've come here because you seem to have received spam from this domain, I'd like you to know that I hate spam probably even more than you do. Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about what happened, because I have nothing to do with the server that sent you the mail.

But I apologize, anyway.

 

Do Your Part

442 days ago in

Paris Hilton is calling on her fans to help her stay out of jail.... [She] has teamed up with a pal called Joshua to urge fans to help her. In a post on her MySpace blog, Hilton, who is also asking California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her, writes, "My friend Joshua started this petition. Please help and sign it. I love you all!" The petition, which is addressed to Schwarzenegger, claims "the American public who support Paris are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that drunk driving is wrong. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well."

I don't normally go for these sorts of things, but here's the counter petition asking that she be jailed. It's a good cause!

 

From the Sheep Files

454 days ago in

Sydney Morning Herald: Japanese fooled in poodle scam

"Thousands of Japanese have been swindled in a scam in which they were sold Australian and British sheep and told they were poodles.

"The scam was uncovered when Japanese moviestar Maiko Kawamaki went on a talk-show and wondered why her new pet would not bark or eat dog food."

EDIT: Debunked!

 

But Words Will Never Hurt Me

457 days ago in

A Vietnam vet presented GWB with one of his purple hearts for enduring "injuries" from personal attacks during his time in office.

"He said he didn't feel like he had earned it," Thomas said.

No duh.

 

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